After sharing my recent thoughts on breast cancer campaigns with a friend – how great is it that my friends get to not only read my grievances but also hear me moan for hours after they’ve agreed with me? – mr. Friend dutifully chimed in: And how about prostate cancer? Big killer! But no one wants to sport a hairy ribbon!


But if we did, I know the perfect spokesperson for the campaign:


PS: Please don’t google ‘hairy ass’ for illustrations of this post, like I just did. Please.